Pilot/Monkey

Newly minted from the nice chaps at The Sign Team, my local

vinyl experts and on the back of my new sled in moments

Trust your Pilot / Respect your Monkey

If ever there was a credo to live by it is this.

Those that know are nodding in agreement,

those that don't feel like they are missing out.

Sidehacks for life!

VW Parking only!

I cant believe some bellend parked his piece of shit clunker next to my sweet, sweet ride!

A quiet night in?

This trio of items was on the conveyer belt in front of me at Mo's tonight. I was there doing the weekly shop and followed the owner of this unholy trinity in the queue.   I snuck a pic.

A bowl, a wooden meat tenderiser and a cheap bottle of brandy.

I can't for the life of me think what kind of evening this happy shopper had in mind, although I do hear and there is a growing trend to 'self medicate' after an accident at home to save waiting in a dirty A&E.